• Aries: Yeah hold on I'm just going to make a really risky decision...
• Taurus: OKAY WHO SAID I WAS WRONG?! FUCK YOU, BITCH I AM RIGHT.
• Gemini: Commitment? FUCK. RUN AWAY!
• Cancer: *sobbing hysterically in a corner*
• Leo: EVERYONE LOOK AT HOW BEAUTIFUL I AM. DAMMIT, I SAID LOOK! FUCK!
• Virgo: LOOK AT THE MESS OF THIS FUCKING PLACE!
• Libra: ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT!
• Scorpio: SO. FUCKING. HORNY. ALL. THE. TIME.
• Sagittarius: CAN EVERYONE HURRY THE FUCK UP.
• Capricorn: *busy scheming ambitiously in a corner*
• Aquarius: *not even paying attention to anyone and is lost in their own dreamland*
• Pisces: I still have no idea what I want. Nor what is going on.

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Ladies, just because you meet someone that’s a lesbian or bisexual, it does not mean they want to fuck you and are going to fall in love with you. Lesbians and bisexuals aren’t whores who would fuck any female. And guys, calm down, just because he’s a homosexual does not mean he wants to fuck you up the ass, so stop being a pussy and be a man and talk to the guy, treat him like a human being, he deserves it.

(Source: sadness-is-a-place, via alexxxzz)

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I’m home alone.

totally-relatable:

time to start my concert

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